Monthly Archives: October 2010

Sheldon Souray Says Biggest Difference Between NHL and AHL Is Penis Size

Former NHL all-star defensemen Sheldon Souray, who has begun the season with the Hershey Bears in the AHL, explained yesterday that the biggest difference between the two leagues is the size of the players’ genitalia. “Most of the guys are really small down here in the minors,” Souray said when asked what he thought about playing in the AHL, something he hasn’t done since 1996. “Up in the show these guys are huge. Let me put it this way, NHL hockey players are basically carrying around two sticks when they are out on the ice.” Continue reading



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Carey Price Might Miss Season Opener

Carey Price telling media about his "flu-like" symptoms

According to a report from the real journalists at, Montreal Canadiens’ goaltender Carey Price may miss the season opener against rival Toronto Maple Leafs with an illness.  The report cites flu-like symptoms, which defenceman Andrei Markov is also feeling the effects of.  However, we here at DKM are in pretty tight with Carey, and we got the real scoop on what’s happening in Hab-land.  Follow the jump for the REAL inside story about Carey Price’s illness.

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Hockey’s Back

With the return of NHL hockey for the 2010-2011 season, new content from Distinct Kicking Motion will be up soon!  Keep checking in for new posts and updates!

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