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Off-Season Plans for NHL Players

Well, now that the fires in Vancouver have been extinguished, it’s time for the NHL’s annual off-season to kick off.  This means you’ll be able to find many North American hockey players on the golf course relaxing with a few beverages, European players returning to their home country to be with family and to train, and all sorts of activities in between.  I mean lots of activities.  Luckily, we here at DKM were fortunate enough to get the scoop on what some players were looking forward to most in this coming off-season.  Follow the jump to see what these guys are getting up to.

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Patrick Kane’s Mullet Guarantees Series Victory

The Mullet: "We Will Win"

Much like Mark Messier’s guaranteed victory over the New Jersey Devils in game 6 of the 1994 Eastern Conference Finals, Patrick Kane’s Mullet added another chapter to the book of bold predictions by guaranteeing that his Chicago Blackhawks will defeat the Flyers and capture the franchise’s first Stanley Cup since 1961. “We’re gonna win. Write it down, stamp it, send it to the Flyers dressing room, I don’t care what you do. Thats just how confident I am,” said the Mullet, as it flowed down the back of Hawks sniper Patrick Kane’s head. Continue reading

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Patrick Kane’s Mugshot

Patty Kane gets tough

Patty Kane gets tough

With the breaking news of Patrick Kane’s arrest for allegedly robbing and assaulting a Buffalo cab driver, here’s my contribution towards revealing the menacing tough guy.  No, this is not a current picture of young Patrick – but, it IS only two years old.  Seriously, the cab driver should be arrested for not being able to defend himself against a 5’10”, 175lb hobbit.  Here are links to reputable news sources reporting factual details on the arrest & investigation.

TSN: http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=287230

Puck Daddy: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Patrick-Kane-arrested-for-assaulting-robbing-ca?urn=nhl,181695

Here’s a video of Patrick crying, too:

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Patrick Kane: Cursed for 2010

Via Kotaku.com:

Your NHL 10 Box Art Looks Like…

This. That’s Twenty-year-old Chicago Blackhawks right wing Patrick Kane as coverboy — something announced last May. Kane told The Chicago Tribune:

As a kid you always played that game [so it’s] kind of a dream come true. It’s going to be fun to see the game come out and fun to play it.

Due out this fall, the game has some sort of first-person-punching engine for the hockey fights.

http://kotaku.com/5301933/your-nhl-10-box-art-looks-like/gallery/

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Montreal Eliminated and Other Wednesday Notes

  • St. Louis is out, and Columbus is soon to be eliminated. Some Taps then, for these American franchises, particularly the military themed Blue Jackets:
  • The Montreal Canadiens are also eliminated. Boy, they sure looked like shit. Carey Price: Dr. Drew Pinsky is going to have to come by and perform a cocaine intervention. For this Canadian franchise, some Last Post:
  • Don Cherry kept calling Lundqvist “Lundstrom” tonight. It was obvious Ron was unwilling to correct him as Don would just go on about how Ron does nothing but interrupt and distract and that it is not a big deal. Hockey Night in Canada, everybody.
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